Who says that everything you read in the papers isn't interesting! We hope that none cause any offence - all have been compiled from newspaper headlines.
- Man Eating Piranha Mistakenly Sold As Pet Fish
- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
- Include your Children when Baking Cookies
- Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
- Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
- British Union Finds Dwarves In Short Supply
- Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
- New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
- Mice to be bombed - Today;
- Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
- Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
- Prostitutes Appeal To Pope
- Panda Mating Fails: Veterinarian Takes Over
- Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
- Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
- Miners Refuse to Work After Death
- Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
- If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
- Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
- Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
- New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
- Irish peat bog rocked by great sheep explosion